Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Stab Fetish??



I like to stab! 
Is that bad? 
I don't know! 
Let's ask your DAD! 
YO DAD! 
Is it right to STAB? 
Go out and just STAB! 
Hey you! Yeah you! 
Take this! 
WHAT IS IT??
It's a stab! 
A stab is a wonderful thing...
It hurts like a bee sting! 
WITH FIRE! AHH! THE RIP! 
Son of a horses asshole chip!
Look what you did to my SKIN!
I love to stab! 
I may have a problem! Addiction? 
Yeah! Stab! Stab! Stab! The witness 
The jury and the judge and state! 
Stab their FACE! 
Stab! Let me stab! I want to stab! 
Is it sad? That I love to stab! 
Let me see that butt! 
I am going to stab it! 
Let me have it! 
Stab! Stab! It's like MAGIC!!
Stab again, stab once more! 
Stab my friend, stab a whore! 
Stab my Mom, Stab the mail man!
Stab the lakes and stab the DAMN!
Stab the SUN and stab the MOON!
Hold on dude! Let me stab YOU! 
NO WAY DUDE!
I don't like to be STABBED 
I love to stab, I like to stab! 
Ask me a question reporter! 
Who is your favorite singer? 
Too late stab! STAB! STAB! 
I just stabbed a reporter! 
I need a quarter! 
So I can stab it! 

Man you and your stabbing! 
Shut up! I love to stab! 
Let me see the spoon! 
I can stab with a SPOON!
Let me see the fork! I can't wait.
Is that a butter knife! 
GIVE IT TO ME!
I want to stab! 
I want to stab this lady! 
I want to stab this dog! 
This frog, this lamp, this turtle!
This damn little girl! 
I want to wait! 
WAIT! 
Let me tell you something GREAT!
I want to STAB YOU! 
OH YES!
YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!
I think me stab myself, me stab myself? 
OH NO! I need help! 
I am bleeding all over the floor! 
I just stabbed my pen up some MORE!
Stab the toaster and the CORD!
STAB LESS? NO! NO! STAB MORE!
I need to STAB! 
Stab the STAB! 
Can you even STAB the STAB? 
I don't know let's ask DAD!
YO DAD! 
Can you stab the stab? 
Dad!! DAD!!
Ok Let's ask MOM! 
MOM! 
Where the hell is everybody! 
Let me ask this COP! 
YO COP! 
What you doing! 
I want to stab! 
NO! NO! NO! 
Don't take me away! 
I put nobody in their grave! 
I stab him once and then I go play!
I STAB! 
BUT I don't kill or murder! 
NOPE!
I stab them in the throat! 
Whooops! 
Okay, maybe one time I killed them 
But not this TIME!
Stab the sense! 
Stab the jewler! 
STAB THE PRINCE!
Stab the king! 
Back stab me? 
WHY DO I LOOK LIKE CAESAR!?
Stab the CHEESE!
Don't cut it! Just Stab It! 
Stab! STAB! STAAAAAAAAAB!
Dammit! 

Now Stab! 



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